So far people have wondered if I'm ever going to review Twilight, like Dan Bernstein on Sparklelife. To avoid people from asking me to review Twilight, I'm going to review it right now to avoid having to in the future.
Twilight is one of the worst series I have ever read.
Why, you may ask? Because it's an impossible story that we all dream about in our mind's eye. That our lover will be absolutely perfect, that he or she will do anything just for us. Even if it means giving us up, just so we can be happy, without a fight. And how everything, all the books, turn out perfect in the end. And how getting Bella pregnant with Renesmee Carlie Cullen is impossible, because if Edward Cullen was technically dead for around a century and a half his sperm would have died a long time ago.
I could keep on going why Twilight is one of the worst series ever. Sorry Twilight lovers. But for the benefit of everybody's ears, I'll stop here. And a message to my fans- don't ever ask Dumbledore to review the Twilight Saga. I guarantee you the result will end in tragedy.
